truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
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bEtt y crOcKer tHis hoMEE stuk POsT! fAnDOMeD peAsANTes!
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why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
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a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via thatworldofmyown)
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
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my parents literally never gave me the sex talk they just sent me to public school
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